Great Advice Of Grandma
 

One grandmother once lectured her grandson about her practical knowledge:

“For better digestion, I drink beer,For loss of appetite I drink white wine,

With low blood pressure I drink red wine,

With high blood pressure I drink cognac,




And whenever I have a cold, I drink Vodka.”

He asked, “And when do you drink water?”

Her reply: “I have never been that sick!”