It's okay, we all understand
The conditions in CSVN is very harsh for us to comprehend
One, two, three, four or more asses to lend a hand
The master is tire and sick at being the butt
All too unflattering the truth does speak

April 30th is a special date indeed,
The beginning and ending of CSVN,
Though it may seem that Uncle Hoe has free CSVN
Hoe Hoe only accomplishment was to re enslaved VN
Thank you for such misdeeds,
The total wholesale of our heritage and ancestry,
You're truly another "Han w/ a G" that anyone can see

To argue between asses is pointless indeed,
The facts are the facts, as plainly can see
CSVN was a major disaster post April 30th,
Only through major capitalistic changes in mind,
Did CSVN clawed out of such dire misery

But that's not the end, I have to say
Whining, begging and promising its very soul - yet again,
To these same capitalistic nations that were funny to see
Please let me join your WTO,
But whatever happen to Hoe Hoe teachings ...

Well throw out the bastard, since he has no say
We need to eat and suck everyday,
So now the former devil has become the hoe favorite client,
It's okay, the masses still very much believe
We're still a country created especially by Uncle Hoe

To amass and build on this nation's masses
For a piece of the action, Ba Dinh gave us the okays
These people are to stupid to understand ...
But what do you expect from a nation of peasants and "cu li"

Ba Dinh will ensure our safety and schemes,
By sending out more asses to always proclaim
All is great ... All is great

Though the Hoe is great at serving us,
We know that this Party won't last,
Given these peasants and "cu li" a taste of honey ...
That's a very explosive combination

Honey is only meant for the gods,
Once taste, it can never be forgotten
The masses will want more and more
Oh crap, there goes our Party

But in the now and then,
Ba Dinh will ensure our safety and schemes,
By sending out more asses to always proclaim
All is great ... All is great

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It doesn't matter
An ASS is an ASS, thru and true
Living in filth is the best they can do
It's indeed such a shame ...

Pulling themselves daily out of such grudge and misery,
Don't hate them too much ... for that is part of their Pack (Party)
For licking dicks and kissing asses has been in grain
They know no differences which end is which
To them it all looks and taste the same

Welcome back to the land of Hoe
As we prepare to land and be greeted
Please straighten your seat and bend at your waist
A member of the Pack will come by and check you out
From head to toe I would presume

Dam, and I just clean up after doing a no. 2
Any more ho ho anyone