It’s time for the September roundup! This one is a bit late as a third of our editing team was caught up in not one, but two typhoons while touring Asia these last few weeks. Our editors have decided among themselves which stories in September deserve the extra attention, regardless of the number of thumbs-ups they received. Out of the 807 stories we posted in the month, we’ve singled out thirteen.

If there are any stories from the last month you feel we should have included, please let us know in the comments!

Don’t forget to vote for your favorite stories in the poll below! Note: You can choose up to three*. The winner of the previous roundup poll was Life… Finds A Way , from the Related category!



What A PIN-Head – You need to know customers’ PINs for them, apparently.

Two Heads Are Better Than One – When you work doubles you see double…

Fart Jokes Exist In A Vacuum – Yes, it’s a fart joke. Yes, it’s worth reading.

How Do You Say “Burn” In Polish? – It’s ‘palić się’ actually.

Caning Is Coming Back As A Disciplinary Tool – You’re disabling yourself.

The Best Comeback Since Sliced Bread – We love it when a customer gets a healthy slice of reality.

Mini-Cooper Versus 35-Ton Truck – Read the story to see the results of the title’s battle – stay for the final twist!

The Bells Of Destiny – Their relationship is super(stitious)!

She Was Framed – This is the frame for how all bad customers should be treated.

Guy Giving You Trouble? Just Bounce – The creepier the guy, the more satisfying the bounce…

Man, What A Wait! – Sexism gets you nowhere.

The Babysitter Blues – See what happens when you’re literally left holding the baby.

Giving You A Bridge To Cross – Quite possible one of the most “Not Always Hopeless” hopeless stories we have ever received.