Two Pillows On The Couch, Once Daily
   
   
  
		
		
			
			Two Pillows On The Couch, Once Daily  
  
 Pharmacy | Richmond, BC, Canada |  Right | January 26, 2011  
 
 
(I need to make a new profile for the customer’s wife on our computer system, so the customer calls his wife.) 
 
Customer, to wife: “Hello? What’s your card number? It’s for the prescription.” 
 
(The customer relays the card number to me. I ask for her birthday.) 
 
Customer, to wife: “When’s your birthday? No, of course I remember. It’s December 7th!” 
 
(I hear his wife cry out loudly over the phone.) 
 
Customer, to wife: “What? It’s September 22nd?!” 
 
(The customer ends the conversation and hangs up the phone.) 
 
Me: “Are you going to be alright when you go back?” 
 
Customer, to me: “You should warn me next time you have to ask for her birthday.”
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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