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			Technically It’s Bee Vomit, But It’s Still Sweet 
 Chicago, Fast Food, Love/Romance, Parents/Guardians, Punny, Spouses & Partners, USA |  Romantic | January 15, 2019
 
 
 (My parents rarely show romantic affection towards one another, particularly out in public. We’re all in the family SUV, and we’ve just gone through the drive-thru at a fast food place when I notice my order’s not right.)
 
 Me: “Oh, geez, they forgot the honey for my chicken nuggets.”
 
 Dad: *pats Mom’s leg* “I’ve got my honey right here.”
 
 Mom: “Aw, you’re so sweet!”
 
 Dad: “Just like you; you’re my sweet bee s***.”
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