Love Is True When It Can Mock Itself
Mall, Nebraska, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | January 14, 2019
(My husband and I are walking through the mall, on our way to buy a birthday present for a friend. My husband and I don’t really have a preference for fancy jewelry. For example, my engagement ring had an opal instead of a diamond, and our wedding bands are sterling silver with acorns and oak leaves. We are laughing as we walk hand in hand. As we pass a jewelry store, this happens.)
Sales Lady: *with a huge smile* “Helllooo!”
(My husband nods back as we are walking.)
Sales Lady: *waving us over* “Come on over! We have some great deals for the holidays!”
Husband: “Nah, she’s not worth it!”
Sales Lady: “What did you say?”
Husband: “It’s fine! SHE’S NOT WORTH IT!”
(The look of horror on the sales lady’s face is priceless as we merrily walk by.)
Me: “Next time tell them I’d just pawn it for drugs.”
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