Thor, Loki, and Jane Foster Walk Into A Furniture Store…
home, Math & Science, Spouses & Partners, USA | | Romantic | June 11, 2019
(My husband and I are following a set of instructions that include the phrase, “Press gently, but very firmly.” We are getting frustrated by the fact that, a) it doesn’t seem to be doing much, and b) they haven’t elaborated more on HOW gently, HOW firmly, etc. It should be noted that my husband is a mechanical engineer.)
Husband: “Just how firmly do they mean?”
Me: *somewhat snarky* “’Press gently, but with a force of however many PSI…’”
(PSI stands for “Pounds per Square Inch.”)
Husband: “No, PSI would be too large for something this small. I don’t have anywhere near an inch to push on here.”
Me: “Okay… How about PS-half-inch? PS-quarter-inch?”
Husband: “That’s not going to work, either. You probably need something in metric measurements. They scale down more easily.”
Me: *a bit snarky again* “Okay, fine. PSCM? Pounds per square centimeter?”
(My husband got a horrified look on his face and told me this was why I was not an engineer. Apparently, one cannot mix metric and imperial units quite as easily as I thought. I assumed that there would be an equation that could calculate it, but apparently, such an equation would be a massive pain to work with.)
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