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			How Overgrown Is That Carpet? 
 home, Language & Words, Massachusetts, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA |  Romantic | October 7, 2018
 
 
 (My husband and I have been having trouble with a particular appliance lately. I told my husband that I would ask my mother what brand she uses so we can get a good replacement.)
 
 Husband: “Oh, have you asked your mom about those… rug mowers?”
 
 Me: *very confused* “Rug mowers?”
 
 Husband: “You know… vacuum cleaners!”
 
 (We both had a good laugh at his temporary verbal lapse.)
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