Guys So Hot That You Just Got Burned
Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Comeuppance, home, Jerk, USA | Romantic | August 12, 2018
(My brother and his girlfriend are watching TV in the other room when a commercial for “The Bachelorette” comes on.)
Girlfriend: “Ooh!”
Brother: “You watch that? Why?”
Girlfriend: *sarcastically* “Uh, all the hot guys. Duh.”
Brother: *offended* “You’re never going to get with any of them.”
Girlfriend: “We’re never going to f*** like in your porn, but that doesn’t stop you from watching, either.”
|