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florida80 · 07-19-2019

It Was A Clean Attack

Boyfriend/Girlfriend, California, Phone, Silly, Technology, USA | Romantic | June 5, 2018

(My boyfriend and I have been playing separate computer games while on a voice call with each other. We have been silent for a while, but then I hear snoring.)

Me: “[Boyfriend], wake up. Wake up! [Boyfriend]! Wake up!”

Boyfriend: “Hm? Wha?”

Me: “You fell asleep. You should probably go to bed.”

Boyfriend: “Aw, but–NO! F***! S***! NO! GET AWAY! BAD! F***! F*** OFF, YOU DEMON VACUUM! No, no, f***, f***, GET AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER!”

Me: “Uh… Dear? This in your game or in real life?”

Boyfriend: “Real life. My roommate’s roomba came to life and tried to attack my computer tower…”

(His computer was fine, but I think that thoroughly woke the both of us.)

07-19-2019	#2809
florida80 R11 Độc Cô Cầu Bại Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 113,793 Thanks: 7,446 Thanked 47,174 Times in 13,137 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 511 Post(s) Rep Power: 162	It Was A Clean Attack Boyfriend/Girlfriend, California, Phone, Silly, Technology, USA \| Romantic \| June 5, 2018 (My boyfriend and I have been playing separate computer games while on a voice call with each other. We have been silent for a while, but then I hear snoring.) Me: “[Boyfriend], wake up. Wake up! [Boyfriend]! Wake up!” Boyfriend: “Hm? Wha?” Me: “You fell asleep. You should probably go to bed.” Boyfriend: “Aw, but–NO! F*! S! NO! GET AWAY! BAD! F! F* OFF, YOU DEMON VACUUM! No, no, f*, f*, GET AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER!” Me: “Uh… Dear? This in your game or in real life?” Boyfriend: “Real life. My roommate’s roomba came to life and tried to attack my computer tower…” (His computer was fine, but I think that thoroughly woke the both of us.)