The Gift That Keeps On Giving Away Its Location
Extra Stupid, home, Spouses & Partners, UK | Romantic | December 27, 2017
(It’s a month before Christmas, and I’ve purchased some gifts for my wife. When the first one arrives, I hide it in my desk drawer, where she promptly discovers it within hours. A few days later, another gift arrives, and I decide to hide both someplace different. The following takes place that evening
Wife: “So, where did you hide that other gift?”
Me: “Someplace you’ll never find it!”
Wife: “Is it in the other drawer?”
Me: *sheepishly* “Yes.”