My Wife, My Love, My Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free Card

Anniversary, Arcadia, California, home, In-Laws, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | November 25, 2017


(It’s our 25th wedding anniversary.)

Me: “You seem not so happy. Why? What’s on your mind, baby?”

Husband: “I just remembered this day 25 years ago. Your father told me to marry you or he would see to it that I went to jail for 25 years.”

Me: “Don’t mind him; he loves you and his grandchildren.”

Husband: “But I could have been out of jail today!”