Can’t Even Blame This One On Pregnancy Brain  
 
Canada, Criminal & Illegal, Extra Stupid, Lab, Ontario, Patients, Toronto | Healthy Legal Right | January 18, 2019  
 
 
(My coworker is examining pee samples for a patient. They need to pass the drug test to be able to drive a vehicle for work.) 
 
Coworker: “[My Name], come look at this.” 
 
(He hands me the pee sample and the results.) 
 
Me: “Hmm, well, it says here Mr. [Last Name] is pregnant, so unless he’s trans and it’s not on file, I’d say he cheated.” 
 
(I’d doubted anyone would be stupid enough to have a pregnant woman cheat for them but, as it turns out, he was
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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