A Different Kind Of Socializing
Doctor/Physician, Great Stuff, Maine, Medical Office, Patients, Silly, USA | Healthy | April 1, 2019
Doctor: “Are you sexually active?”
Me: “I’m not even socially active.”
(The doctor had to leave the room from laughing so hard.)
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This Is Literally Costing You Blood
Blood Donation, Madison, Silly, USA, Wisconsin | Healthy | March 31, 2019
(It’s my second time selling my plasma. The tech who got me hooked up the first time is floating around but isn’t the one to hook me up this time. I hear them talking about how many jabs it took them and how fast the machine is pulling blood out of me this time.)
Me: “You’re making me sound like a science experiment.”
Tech: “You are.”
Me: “Touché.”
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