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florida80 · 10-02-2019

I’ll Have What She’s Having

Canada, Doctors, Hospital, Ontario, Patients, Silly | Healthy | April 6, 2018

(I have just woken up from surgery. I look around the room and see my Ob/Gyn, so I decide to start a conversation.)

Me: “Are you real?”

Ob/Gyn: “Yes.”

Me: “I don’t think so! Wait, maybe you’re a ghost.”

Ob/Gyn: “I’m not a ghost.”

Me: “I bet I can stick my hand through you.” *I flop my arm over in his direction and hit him in the side* “HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!”

Ob/Gyn: “Do what?”

Me: “Block my hand.”

Ob/Gyn: “Like I said, I’m not a ghost.”

Me: “I knew it! You’re not real; this is all a dream. I think I can control it.”

(At this point, he stops talking and directs my bed into a recovery room. On the way, I hear a beeping sound, probably someone’s heart monitor going off.)

Me: “I did that.”

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How Are Flu?

Extra Stupid, Medical Office, Patients, USA, Virginia | Healthy | April 6, 2018

(I’m the dumb patient in this story. I’m at the doctor’s office getting looked at for severe flu symptoms. I’m somewhat socially awkward, and lately have been trying to practice my small talk.)

Doctor: “So, how are you doing?”

Me: *automatic response* “Good. How are you?”

(There is a pause and the doctor shoots me a “Really?” look, as I’m sick as a dog.)

Me: “Well, not good good.”

Doctor: *jokingly* “Yeah, I think I’m probably doing better than you are right now.”

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florida80 R11 Độc Cô Cầu Bại Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 113,793 Thanks: 7,446 Thanked 47,174 Times in 13,137 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 511 Post(s) Rep Power: 162	I’ll Have What She’s Having Canada, Doctors, Hospital, Ontario, Patients, Silly \| Healthy \| April 6, 2018 (I have just woken up from surgery. I look around the room and see my Ob/Gyn, so I decide to start a conversation.) Me: “Are you real?” Ob/Gyn: “Yes.” Me: “I don’t think so! Wait, maybe you’re a ghost.” Ob/Gyn: “I’m not a ghost.” Me: “I bet I can stick my hand through you.” I flop my arm over in his direction and hit him in the side “HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!” Ob/Gyn: “Do what?” Me: “Block my hand.” Ob/Gyn: “Like I said, I’m not a ghost.” Me: “I knew it! You’re not real; this is all a dream. I think I can control it.” (At this point, he stops talking and directs my bed into a recovery room. On the way, I hear a beeping sound, probably someone’s heart monitor going off.) Me: “I did that.” 1 Thumbs 401 Share on Facebook Share on Reddit 53 How Are Flu? Extra Stupid, Medical Office, Patients, USA, Virginia \| Healthy \| April 6, 2018 (I’m the dumb patient in this story. I’m at the doctor’s office getting looked at for severe flu symptoms. I’m somewhat socially awkward, and lately have been trying to practice my small talk.) Doctor: “So, how are you doing?” Me: automatic response “Good. How are you?” (There is a pause and the doctor shoots me a “Really?” look, as I’m sick as a dog.) Me: “Well, not good good.” Doctor: jokingly “Yeah, I think I’m probably doing better than you are right now.”