Smoking Is Always A Double Negative  
 
England, Hospital, Language & Words, Nurses, UK | Healthy | March 31, 2018  
 
 
(My nurse is going over some basic questions whilst taking my blood pressure.) 
 
Nurse: “And we’re not a smoker, are we? You don’t smoke.” 
 
Me: “Uh, yes. Wait, no. Wait, yes. Hang on… I don’t know how to respond to that! I don’t smoke. That is my answer.” 
 
Nurse: “Yeah, you’re right, actually. I should probably learn to phrase that better!”
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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