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			All I’m Getting Is Snake-Eyes 
 Extra Stupid, Pets & Animals, Reception, USA, Vet | Healthy | March 9, 2018
 
 
 (I come home to find that one of my pet snake’s eyes appears to be injured in some way. Since this is my first pet reptile, and I am not sure if this is something that needs immediate attention, I call the veterinary hospital of a very prestigious vet school nearby. Since it’s relatively late in the day, all the vets have left, but there are receptionists on call 24 hours a day.)
 
 Receptionist: “Hi, you’ve called [Vet Hospital]. How can I help you?”
 
 Me: *explains problem with my snake’s eye*
 
 Receptionist: “I see. Is he blinking normally?”
 
 Me: “Um… It’s a snake. It doesn’t have eyelids.”
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