Getting The Tattoo Was Too Painful To Remember
PHARMACY, STUPID, USA, WASHINGTON | RIGHT | NOVEMBER 27, 2019
(A man covered in tattoos walks up to the pharmacy window to pick up a prescription for his son.)
Cashier: “What is the person’s name?”
Customer: “[Child].”
Cashier: “What is [Child]’s birthday?”
Customer: “Um, is it [date]?”
Me: “No.”
(While the customer is trying to remember his child’s birthday, the cashier notices that a large tattoo on the customer’s arm is the child’s name… and birthday.)
Cashier: “Is [Child]’s birthday [date]?”
Customer: *wide-eyed* “Yes! How did you know?”
Cashier: *speechless*
(I would have thought that if you spent a couple of hours under a tattoo needle, you’d remember what was imprinted into your skin, but I guess I was wrong.)
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