The Inadvertent Thief
CRIMINAL & ILLEGAL, EDITORS' CHOICE, FUNNY, HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY, STUPID, UK | RIGHT | JUNE 26, 2008
Lady: “Do you sell aloe vera gel?”
Me: “No, I’m afraid we don’t, but you might be able to get it at [Store] down the street.”
Lady: “Oh, great, thanks.”
(She leaves and ten minutes later returns wielding a tube, looking irritated.)
Me: “Hello again, did you manage to find it okay?”
Lady: “No! You told me they had aloe vera gel! All they had is the cream! I don’t want the cream!”
Me: “Um… you didn’t want the cream but you bought it anyway?”
Lady: “No, of course I didn’t BUY–”
(She suddenly stopped and looked at the tube in her hand. Her expression turned to horror and she legged it back out the door. My coworkers and I laughed for a good ten minutes at that one.)
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