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florida80 · 03-04-2021

Big Lies Are Better Than Small Ones
CANADA, EDITORS' CHOICE, LIQUOR STORE, STUPID | RIGHT | AUGUST 4, 2008
(Often I enter the beer cooler with shorts, a t-shirt, and some rubber-hand work gloves on.)

Me: *walks out of the cooler*

Customer: “Are you f****** insane? It’s freezing in there.

Me: “I don’t mind it.”

Customer: “That’s bull-s***! You know it’s cold. Why would you lie to me?”

Me: “Excuse me? I’m pretty sure I know my own tolerance and I’m working so I get a bit warm, even in there.”

Customer: “Warm!? In a cooler?! You’re a god-d*** liar! How can you be warm in there?!”

Me: “I’m Canadian, and ever since my igloo melted I only feel at home in there.”

Customer: “Oh, I didn’t know. I’m sorry for your loss.”

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florida80 R11 Độc Cô Cầu Bại Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 113,793 Thanks: 7,446 Thanked 47,174 Times in 13,137 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 511 Post(s) Rep Power: 162	Big Lies Are Better Than Small Ones CANADA, EDITORS' CHOICE, LIQUOR STORE, STUPID \| RIGHT \| AUGUST 4, 2008 (Often I enter the beer cooler with shorts, a t-shirt, and some rubber-hand work gloves on.) Me: walks out of the cooler Customer: “Are you f**** insane? It’s freezing in there. Me: “I don’t mind it.” Customer: “That’s bull-s! You know it’s cold. Why would you lie to me?” Me: “Excuse me? I’m pretty sure I know my own tolerance and I’m working so I get a bit warm, even in there.” Customer: “Warm!? In a cooler?! You’re a god-d** liar! How can you be warm in there?!” Me: “I’m Canadian, and ever since my igloo melted I only feel at home in there.” Customer: “Oh, I didn’t know. I’m sorry for your loss.”