Not So Sweet Toothed
BAKERY, EDITORS' CHOICE, GROCERY STORE, JERK, USA | RIGHT | APRIL 17, 2008
(The bakery has just closed. I just clocked out, and am on my way out of the store.)
Lady: “Excuse me, could you decorate this cake for me?”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. My shift is over, and the bakery is closed.”
Lady: “But I need it done for tomorrow! If you don’t do it, I’ll call your manager!”
Me: “Ma’am, what do you do for a living?”
Lady: “I’m a dentist.”
Me: “Would you like to look at my teeth after your shift ends, for free?”
Lady: “That’s different. My job is hard. Anyone could do your job.”
Me: “Then you won’t mind taking that cake home and decorating it yourself.”
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