When In Rome (Or A Kosher Deli)…
EDITORS' CHOICE, RELIGION, RESTAURANT | RIGHT | NOVEMBER 9, 2009
(Keep in mind, this is a kosher deli.)

Customer: “Can I get a ham sandwich, please?”

Me: “Well, sir, we don’t serve ham.”

Customer: “No ham? What do you have then?”

Me: “Well, we have turkey, roast beef, corned beef, and pastrami…”

Customer: “But no ham?”

Me: “No, sir, no ham.”

Customer: “What? Do you have a thing against ham or something?”

Me: “Actually… yes, we do.”