Tellin’ It Like It Is
RESTAURANT | RIGHT | AUGUST 17, 2008
Me: “Hello! Welcome to [restaurant].”
(I begin pouring water, as is customary at any restaurant.)
Woman: “We didn’t ASK for water.”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, ma’am. Should I bring you something else?”
Woman: *sighs* “No! No! No! Fine! We’ll take the darn water.”
(I proceed to bring her the food, and she complains incessantly about everything she can think of until finally her entree comes out.)
Woman: “This isn’t what I ordered.”
Me: “Ma’am, this is what you ordered. I can show you the bill… it’s clearly written that this is what you ordered.”
Woman: “No it’s not! I DID NOT ORDER THIS!”
Me: “You did now…”
Woman, to husband: “Come on, let’s leave!”
Husband: “Why? Because you’re being a pain?”
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