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BANK, CALL CENTER, EDITORS' CHOICE, STUPID, TECHNOLOGY | RIGHT | APRIL 25, 2008
Me: “Thank you for calling [Bank]. May I please have your 16-digit account number?”
Customer: “I can’t.”
Me: “That’s fine. May I please have your Social Security number so I’m able to find you?”
Customer: “No!”
Me: “How can I help you today?”
Customer: “I need my balance right now!”
Me: “Okay, I can help you with that, but I need to be able to look you up in the computer. Do you have your account number or your Social Security number?”
Customer: “I’m on a cell phone. I can’t give you that; it’s not SECURE!”
Me: “Umm… okay? Would you like to call us back on a land-line so that your call is more ‘secure’?”
Customer: “I’m busy! Can’t you just give me my balance?”
Me: “I can as soon as I’m able to look you up in the computer. How would you like me to do that?”
Customer: “I’m not going to do your job for you! Now tell me my balance!”
(At this point, I’ve had enough.)
Me: “Okay, sir. Do you have your credit card with you?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Can you please take it out of your wallet and hold it above your head?”
Customer: “Okay, I’m doing that.”
Me: “Thank you, may I please put you on hold while I contact NASA to move the satellite to your location and send us a picture?”
Customer: “Okay, just don’t take too long about it!”
(I place the customer on hold and go on break. Surprisingly, he’s still there when I get back.)
Me: “I’m sorry sir, we were unable to read the picture. Did you move at all?”
Customer: “Yeah, I put it back in my wallet.”
Me: “Okay, that’s the problem. Could you please just read it to me so I can look up your balance?”
Customer: “NO, I TOLD YOU I’M ON A CELL PHONE AND IN A HURRY!” *customer hangs up*
(My boss didn’t know if I should be fired or given an award.)
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