I’m Sorry… That You And Your Son Are Idiots
CRIMINAL & ILLEGAL, EDITORS' CHOICE, HOTEL, PARENTS/GUARDIANS, USA | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 17, 2008
(The night before, I called the police because of a hit and run in the parking lot of my hotel. The cops put some kid in handcuffs because of a tip I gave them. The next night, the kid’s mother found me.)
Mom: “Hey! You’re the girl, [My Name], that was working last night!”
Me: “Yes, ma’am, I am.”
Mom: “You know that the cops put handcuffs on my 16-year-old son?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am, I was here for that.”
Mom: “The police told me a girl named [My Name] told them my son wrecked that car last night. I want to know why you told them that.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, your son was down here talking about the car accident he was involved in last night.”
Mom: “But the cops put him in handcuffs!”
Me: “…”
Mom: “My son is only 16 years old, and they put him in handcuffs and didn’t even tell me!”
Me: “Well, what would you like me to do about that?”
Mom: “I want you to apologize.”
Me: “For what?”
Mom: “For calling to police and getting my son handcuffed!”
Me: “You want me to apologize for reporting a crime?”
Mom: “Yes!”
Me: “Well, I’m not sorry.”
Mom: “But the police put him in handcuffs!”
Me: “Sounds like you have a problem with the police.”
Mom: “Listen here, b****, I’m not leaving until you say you’re sorry!”
Me: “You might be a while, ma’am, because I’m not sorry!”
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