Ironically, She Was Seeing Get Smart
AT THE CHECKOUT, EDITORS' CHOICE, FUNNY, MOVIE THEATER, ONE-LINER, SARCASM | RIGHT | APRIL 10, 2009
(I’m finishing a transaction with a customer at the movie theater.)
Me: “… and would you like to make a donation to [Charity] today?”
Customer: “Well, let me ask you something: do YOU donate to charity?”
Me: “Yes, of course. I donate to this one as well as several others.”
Customer: “Well, do YOU work for any charitable organizations?”
Coworker: “Actually she works with the mentally handicapped and developmentally disabled forty hours per week.”
Customer: “Oh, really? Where?”
Coworker: “Here.”
Customer: “I really don’t appreciate that!”
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