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florida80 · 03-10-2021

If There Is A God, He Obviously Owns A Dog
PET BOARDING/PET HOTEL, PETS & ANIMALS, SARCASM | RIGHT | APRIL 16, 2009
(Note: this takes place during the middle of a bad rainstorm.)

Customer: “Hi, I wanted to start bringing my dog here but I wanted to make sure that the animals get a lot of exercise.”

Me: “Oh, we just have them in rotations to run on a treadmill. You see, they help to generate power for our building. I think we have Sandy, a cute little chihuahua going right now.”

Customer: “You’re joking, right?”

Me: “Haha, yeah.”

(Moments later, my coworker comes in from the back.)

Coworker: “Hey, Sandy’s loose again. Have you seen the pop-up fence?”

(As if on cue, the storm knocks out power to the building right then and there.)

Customer: “Oh, my god! I’m calling Animal Services and reporting you all!”

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florida80 R11 Độc Cô Cầu Bại Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 113,793 Thanks: 7,446 Thanked 47,172 Times in 13,137 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 511 Post(s) Rep Power: 162	If There Is A God, He Obviously Owns A Dog PET BOARDING/PET HOTEL, PETS & ANIMALS, SARCASM \| RIGHT \| APRIL 16, 2009 (Note: this takes place during the middle of a bad rainstorm.) Customer: “Hi, I wanted to start bringing my dog here but I wanted to make sure that the animals get a lot of exercise.” Me: “Oh, we just have them in rotations to run on a treadmill. You see, they help to generate power for our building. I think we have Sandy, a cute little chihuahua going right now.” Customer: “You’re joking, right?” Me: “Haha, yeah.” (Moments later, my coworker comes in from the back.) Coworker: “Hey, Sandy’s loose again. Have you seen the pop-up fence?” (As if on cue, the storm knocks out power to the building right then and there.) Customer: “Oh, my god! I’m calling Animal Services and reporting you all!”