Can’t Beat The Beat
ARCADE, COLORADO, GAMES, JERK, TEENAGERS, USA | RIGHT | MARCH 19, 2021
I work at a virtual reality arcade where part of my job is teaching people how to play the games. There is a young teenager playing “Beat Saber,” a popular rhythm game, but he doesn’t seem to get it and keeps failing each level after a couple of seconds.
Me: “Hey, buddy, you’re going to want to make sure you hit the blocks in the direction the arrow is pointing.”
Teenager: *Scoffs* “Okay.”
He fails again.
Me: “You see how those arrows are pointing up? That means you have to slice up.”
Teenager: “Okay!”
He fails again.
Me: “You need to hit them on the beat, too. You can always go back and change the settings or do the tutorial—”
Teenager: *Screaming* “OKAY, WHATEVER!”
I decided to just leave him to it. I watched him fail dozens more times. I hope he thought it was worth $10 to look at a “Level Failed” screen for ten minute
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