Can’t Even Blame This One On Pregnancy Brain
CANADA, CRIMINAL & ILLEGAL, LABORATORY, ONTARIO, PATIENTS, STUPID, TORONTO | HEALTHY LEGAL RIGHT | JANUARY 18, 2019
(My coworker is examining pee samples for a patient. They need to pass the drug test to be able to drive a vehicle for work.)
Coworker: “[My Name], come look at this.”
(He hands me the pee sample and the results.)
Me: “Hmm, well, it says here Mr. [Last Name] is pregnant, so unless he’s trans and it’s not on file, I’d say he cheated.”
(I’d doubted anyone would be stupid enough to have a pregnant woman cheat for them but, as it turns out, he was.)
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