Depression And Anxiety Are Not The Best Diets
ENGLAND, JERK, MEDICAL OFFICE, NURSES, UK | HEALTHY | NOVEMBER 8, 2018
(My doctor’s surgery does an annual check-up with the practice nurse for all patients with long-term conditions. I go to mine.)
Nurse: “You’ve lost 13 kg since we last saw you!”
Me: *sarcastically* “Yeah, depression and anxiety is an amazing diet.”
Nurse: “Your weight and BMI are well within the guidelines now.”
Me: “Oh, um, great.”
Nurse: “Do you want me to refer you to [Famous Weight Loss Club]?”
Me: “…”
Nurse: “We have to ask everybody.”
Me: “…”
Nurse: “We do have to ask everybody.”
Me: “…”
Nurse: “I’ll take that as a no, shall I?”
Me: “…”
Nurse: “Anyway, let’s check something else, shall we?”
Me: “Yes… let’s.”
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