Jokes That Defy Medical Science
CHICAGO, HOSPITAL, PARENTS/GUARDIANS, PATIENTS, SILLY, USA | HEALTHY | OCTOBER 26, 2018
(My dad is the absolute king of bad dad jokes. One day he is in for a check up and the nurse is taking his vitals.)
Nurse: “How is everything doing today?”
Dad: “Pretty good, except my shoulder.”
Nurse: “What’s up with your shoulder?”
Dad: “Well, before I could raise it this high–” *raises it all the way up* “–but now I can only raise it this high.” *raises it halfway*
Nurse: “Well, that’s too ba– Wait, what?”
(Cue my dad laughing uproariously.)
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