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florida80 · 05-08-2021

I’d Like Nachos With Extra Photoshop Please
CALIFORNIA, IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS, MOVIE THEATER, STUPID, USA | RIGHT | JULY 4, 2013
(Our concessions stands have digital menu boards, and our food and drink advertisements play every once in a while. A customer is next in line and comes to my register.)

Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”

Customer: “I’d like a large drink and nachos.”

(I get her drink and bring her the nachos. The nachos are pre-packed, and as soon as I give them to her, she opens them and looks disgusted.)

Customer: “I don’t want these nachos! The chips are too small! I wanted the larger nachos!”

Me: “I’m sorry; we only have one size, which is what I gave you. Did you want to try any other hot food?”

Customer: “No, I want large nachos! What about those?! I want those nachos!”

(The customer points to our screen, which is showing the nacho advertisement.)

Me: “I’m sorry; that’s the digital screen, displaying an ad for our nachos.”

Customer: “But those nachos look bigger!”

Me: “I’m sorry; they’re the same size as the nachos I gave you. The camera is zoomed in to show texture.”

(The customer has a dumbfounded look on her face, and quietly leaves.)

05-08-2021	#563
florida80 R11 Tuyệt Thế Thiên Hạ Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 113,793 Thanks: 7,446 Thanked 47,186 Times in 13,138 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 511 Post(s) Rep Power: 162	I’d Like Nachos With Extra Photoshop Please CALIFORNIA, IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS, MOVIE THEATER, STUPID, USA \| RIGHT \| JULY 4, 2013 (Our concessions stands have digital menu boards, and our food and drink advertisements play every once in a while. A customer is next in line and comes to my register.) Me: “Hi, how can I help you?” Customer: “I’d like a large drink and nachos.” (I get her drink and bring her the nachos. The nachos are pre-packed, and as soon as I give them to her, she opens them and looks disgusted.) Customer: “I don’t want these nachos! The chips are too small! I wanted the larger nachos!” Me: “I’m sorry; we only have one size, which is what I gave you. Did you want to try any other hot food?” Customer: “No, I want large nachos! What about those?! I want those nachos!” (The customer points to our screen, which is showing the nacho advertisement.) Me: “I’m sorry; that’s the digital screen, displaying an ad for our nachos.” Customer: “But those nachos look bigger!” Me: “I’m sorry; they’re the same size as the nachos I gave you. The camera is zoomed in to show texture.” (The customer has a dumbfounded look on her face, and quietly leaves.)