Lettuce Not Dwell On It
RESTAURANT | WORKING | APRIL 26, 2017
(My husband and I are on vacation and out for dinner. The server asks my husband what he wants as a side
Husband: “What’s the salad tonight?”
Server: “Lettuce.”
Husband: “…”
Server: “…”
Husband: “Oookay, I’ll have the steamed veggies, then.”