Allergic To Bad Customers
GROCERY STORE, HEALTH & BODY, IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS, LAS VEGAS, NEVADA, USA | RIGHT | MAY 17, 2021
Twice every year since I was eight, I get what I call a sinus attack when the seasons change from summer to fall and from winter to spring. Basically, my sinuses go crazy — teary eyes, super runny nose, and sore throat — for five days. I’ll admit that it can look really bad, but I’m not contagious — I’ve been to the doctor a couple of times — and I can’t afford to miss ten days of work each year. This attack happens to land at the height of cold season.
I am scanning a customer’s groceries, having to occasionally blow my nose.
Customer: “You’d better not get me sick.”
Me: “I won’t. I’m not contagious; it’s just my allergies.”
Customer: “If you do, I’m going to sue you.”
Me: “Okay.”
I am thinking, “Yeah, right. You’ll forget about me.”
I forget about her. A week later, the customer comes up to me. I don’t recognize her immediately; she wasn’t the only one who was worried about me making them sick.
Customer: “I got sick.”
Me: “I’m sorry.”
Customer: “I missed three days of work.”
Me: “Okay.”
Customer: “Well, aren’t you going to pay me? You have to pay me for the days I missed work because you got me sick.”
Me: “No?”
Customer: “Well, I’m going to sue you! You made me miss work because you got me sick!”
Me: *Faking calm* “You do what you have to do.”
Customer: “You have to pay me.”
Me: “No.”
She walked away in a huff and I proceeded to freak out and ask my coworkers about what would happen to me. Of course, my coworkers pointed out that there would be no way she could prove I made her sick and that she could have gotten sick from touching the shopping carts, etc.
Obviously, I never heard from her again, but seriously, what did she think she was going to be able to get from a retail worker? And I wasn’t contagious!
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