In A Happy Holi-daze
BOOKSTORE | RIGHT | DECEMBER 24, 2014
Cashier: “Will these books be all for you today?”
Me: “Yep!”
Cashier: “Well, you have a very Merry Christma—”
(The cashier peers at my Star of David necklace with Hebrew engraving.)
Cashier: “—AND I hope you had a wonderful Hanukkah!”
(The cashier then waves to everyone waiting in line to get their attention.)
Cashier: “Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Joyous Kwanzaa, Spiritually Fullfilling Equinox, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”
(The whole line applauds and laughs.)
Me: “That was awesome!”
Cashier: “I know that Happy Holidays covers everything, but wouldn’t it be awesome if I knew all of them just in case?!”
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