Skipped The Last Couple Commandments
HOME | FRIENDLY | FEBRUARY 20, 2014
(It’s Good Friday, which means that, traditionally, no faithful Christians are allowed to do even the slightest amount of labor, not even cook or wash their hair. I am on the balcony, hanging our laundry on the line to dry, when a neighbour sees me.)
Neighbour: “What do you think you’re doing?! It’s Good Friday!”
Me: “It’s okay. I’m not religious. I had to do some housework.”
Neighbour: “But how can you be so inconsiderate of us true believers? Have you no respect?”
Me: “So, whenever Muslims have a religious holiday, does your family also honour it out of respect?”
Neighbour: *clearly frustrated by the good point I made* “BURN IN HELL!”
Me: “Oh, thank you! Best wishes to you, too!”
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