A Heated Topic, Part 2
MOVIES & TV, NEW JERSEY, PARENTS/GUARDIANS, USA | RIGHT | JULY 19, 2010
(A woman and her two younger children go in to see a kid-friendly movie. Ten minutes later, the woman comes up to me.)
Customer: “Excuse me, but there is a preview on right now with a man on fire!”
Me: “A man on fire? Okay, that shouldn’t be the right preview.”
Customer: “This is ridiculous. I have kids in there!”
(I check the theater.)
Me: “Ma’am, this is a preview for Fantastic Four. The man on fire is a superhero. His special ability is that he can turn into a fireball and fly around.”
Customer: “I don’t care who it is; he shouldn’t be on fire!”
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