Double The 60Hz, Double The Fun
EDITORS' CHOICE, ELECTRONICS STORE, RUDE & RISQUE, TECHNOLOGY | RIGHT | JULY 6, 2009
(I notice an elderly couple in my department, browsing TVs.)

Me: “Welcome to [Electronics Store]. Is there anything I can help you find today?”

Husband: “Yes, we’re looking for a 46″ TV, but we aren’t sure what kind we need. Can you help us?”

Me: “Certainly. First off, what will you mostly be watching? Sports, movies, video games?”

Husband: “Mostly p*rn.”

Wife: “Oh, don’t tell him that!”

Me: “Well, then I suppose we’ll be needing an LCD with motion processing.”

Wife: “Why’s that?”

Me: “Well, we wouldn’t want it to blur during the good parts…”