Blind To Reason, Part 2
AT THE CHECKOUT, FUNNY, GROCERY STORE, IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS, TEXAS, USA | RIGHT | FEBRUARY 23, 2010
(I’m bagging groceries.)

Me: “So, are you going to make a pie?”

Customer: “What did you say?!”

Me: “Um, I noticed you’re buying a lot of stuff to make pies with. I asked if you were going to make some.”

Customer: “Stop looking at my groceries!”

Me: “Okay.” *I resume bagging*

Customer: “I said to stop looking at them!”

Me: “Um, okay.”

(I close my eyes and attempt to bag them without seeing them.)

Customer: “Stop mocking me!”