Just The Naked Truth, Doc 
Hospital, Patients, Silly, UK | Healthy | April 15, 2019 
(I’ve been referred to a gynaecologist. After taking my history he shows me behind a curtain, where there is a bed with stirrups, and asks me to get ready for an examination. After a minute or two, I am ready.) 
 
Doctor: *from the other side of the curtain* “Are you decent?” 
 
(My legs are in stirrups, and my genitals are completely exposed.) 
 
Me: *jokingly* “Well, I definitely wouldn’t say I’m decent…”
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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