In-Law Practices Out-Law Medicine
Australia, Bad Behavior, Home, In-Laws, New South Wales, Sydney | Healthy | June 13, 2018
(My sister is a recent medicine graduate and is now a doctor. My mother-in-law finds out that she’s practicing.)
Mother-In-Law: “Oh, your sister is practicing now? So, that means she writes prescriptions?”
Me: “Well, yeah, I would think she does?”
Mother-In-Law: “Oh, you have to get her to write me a prescription for this ADHD medication that makes you lose weight like crazy!”
Me: “Well, you’re welcome to go and see her and ask for it, but I don’t think she’ll give it to you. Why would you want it, anyway?”
Mother-In-Law: “I want to lose a few kilos before summer this year.”
Me: “Well… No. I think that medication is for people whose weight is putting their health in danger.”
Mother-In-Law: “Can’t you just get her to write me one? I don’t want to go and see her.”
Me: “Um… No, I think that’s illegal.”
Mother-In-Law: “Well, then, can you get me a prescription for Xanax? I’m super stressed.”
Me: “No.”
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