Puff! And You Have A Doctorate
Funny Names, Pets & Animals, Stupid, UK, Vet | Healthy | May 29, 2018
(I’m taking my cat in for a checkup. My name is Dr. Smith; the cat’s got an odd, definitely non-human name. Let’s say it’s Puffles.)
Receptionist: “Puffles?”
(I get up and come over with the cat in a carrier.)
Receptionist: “Hello, Miss Puffles. So, the cat’s name is Dr. Smith?”
Me: “No. My name is Dr. Smith.”
Receptionist: *squinting at the screen* “It says here that your name is Puffles, and the cat is Dr. Smith.”
Me: “I don’t know how that happened, but it’s wrong.”
Receptionist: “Are you sure?”
Me: “I can assure you that this cat doesn’t have a doctorate.”
(The cat can’t even figure out how to fall off a chair, and yet it gets my PhD!)
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