A Big Mayo No No, Part 6
Bizarre, Current Events, England, Jerk, Revolting, Sandwich Shop, UK | Right | September 27, 2020
Shops have started to open up after the quarantine, so I treat my family to their first take-away in months. The hype is unbelievable with queues at every store and traffic jams all over the city. It’s like they are giving the food away.
I stop by a walk-in sandwich shop a few days later. Inside, I see two women at the counter who both seem to be in their twenties. As I join the queue, it seems that the first is finished and the second is choosing her salad.
Woman
#2 : “No salad.”
Worker: “None at all?”
Woman
#2 : *With heaps of attitude* “Uh, no! Mayo! I want mayo on that.”
Worker: “Mayonnaise, okay.”
Woman
#2 : “More. More!”
The worker dutifully fills the sandwich with mayonnaise; at this point, it looks more like cake frosting. A thick layer covers nearly all of the meat and cheese. It looks disgusting and I must be staring, as the second woman glares at me.
Woman
#2 : “Hey, [Woman
#1 ], you want a cookie?”
She glares at me again.
Woman
#1 : “Yeah, get me one.”
Woman
#2 : *Insincerely* “Oh, no! They only have six left! Oh, well, some people won’t be getting any at all.”
She looks at me like she has won some grand scheme.
Woman
#2 : “Give me allll six.”
They leave, cackling. I turn to the other worker to pay, utterly bemused.
Worker: “Did you want a cookie? I have more to put out; we didn’t have a chance yet.”
Me: “Not really, thank you. I’m not sure what that was about.”
Worker: “Oh, they come in quite regularly. The one on the left, [Woman
#2 ], scoops the extra mayo out with the cookie and eats it like a dip!”
I got my food and left. I wish I had chosen anything other than mayo.