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			Time To Tell Them The Hard, Black TruthHome, Madison, Patients, Roommates, Stupid, USA | Healthy | January 31, 2019
 (My flatmate has been seeing a doctor for heart palpitations and has had to do a number of things to troubleshoot it, including wearing a portable heart monitor. One evening we are hanging out in the kitchen.)
 
 Me: “Didn’t the cardiologist say you have to cut down on caffeine?”
 
 Flatmate: “Yeah, so I stopped drinking coffee.”
 
 Me: “How many cups of black tea have you had today already, though?”
 
 Flatmate: “Six. Why?”
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