Someone’s Feeling A Little TOO Good 
Australia, Harassment, Hospital, Patients, Sydney | Healthy | September 23, 2020 
I am a student nurse who hasn’t seen much of the world. I’m working in a geriatric ward and I have been really enjoying working with these patients. Thus far, they have all been sweet, polite, and charming, and they usually have delightful things to tell me. 
 
A group of patients has been positioned together in lounge chairs near the window. It’s a lovely sunny morning; the sun is streaming in and everyone is feeling great. 
 
I approach one gentleman. 
 
Me: “How are you doing there?” 
 
Patient: “Ahhh…” 
 
He settles himself right back in his chair. 
 
Patient: “If I was any more comfortable, you’d be f****** me!”
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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