Within Striking Distance
CURRENT EVENTS, HEALTH & BODY, INDIANA, JERK, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | MAY 4, 2020
With social distancing in full swing, we have spaces on the carpet in front of the counter indicating every six feet so customers can keep their distance. One customer comes up to the pickup area and squirts several applications worth of hand sanitizer on her hands to the point of dripping.
Customer #1 : “Hi. Do you have any thermometers in stock?”
Me: “I’m sorry; we’re sold out.”
The customer grumbles and goes to turn around to leave but sees another customer about four feet behind her. She waves her dripping, sanitizer-covered hands around in surprise, causing some sanitizer to fling into the face of the customer behind her, hitting her eye.
Customer #1 : “Social distancing! Social distancing! You need to stand back!”
Customer #2 : “Lady, you just got hand sanitizer in my eye!”
Customer #1 : “I don’t care! You could have killed me!”
[Customer #1 ] stormed off. [Customer #2 ] was fine but obviously confused as to why she was yelled at for basically standing there.
A Life-Long Member Of The Hoarding Club
CRAZY REQUESTS, CURRENT EVENTS, JERK, PHARMACY, SWEDEN | RIGHT | APRIL 27, 2020
Most people are hoarding stuff they think they absolutely must have during a possible quarantine, while some people don’t seem to understand that the stores don’t have unlimited stocks.
Older Lady: “I need hand sanitizer!”
Pharmacy Staff: “I’m sorry, but we are sold out.”
Older Lady: “But I’m a MEMBER!”
Yes, lady, you and the rest of this country’s population.
Did You Try Reading The Directions?
PHARMACY, RHODE ISLAND, STUPID, USA | HEALTHY | APRIL 25, 2020
A customer comes up to me with a book and a pair of reading glasses.
Customer: “Hi. I have a question. Maybe you can help me.”
Me: “Okay. I can try.”
Customer: “My doctor told me I should get reading glasses, but I don’t understand. Do I put the glasses on over my others? I asked my doctor and he didn’t answer me.”
Me: “Um… no. You just put the reading glasses on.”
Customer: “Oh. Okay. I mean, I can see the writing better this way, but I don’t know why my doctor wouldn’t answer when I asked him. I mean, how am I supposed to wear two pairs of glasses?”
“Opportunistic” Might Be Less Harsh
CRIMINAL & ILLEGAL, FINLAND, PHARMACY | HEALTHY | APRIL 23, 2020
Customer: “To whom can I give this medical waste?”
I notice that the product contains a mild opiate.
Me: “You can give it to me; I’ll make sure it’s properly discarded.”
Customer: “Yeah, I figured that I could have made some money selling it on the street, but that would have been too much of a hassle!”
Definitely The Wrong Call
ALBERTA, CANADA, EMPLOYEES, IGNORING & INATTENTIVE, PHARMACY | HEALTHY | APRIL 19, 2020
I see a missed call on my phone and recognize the number from a store where I used to work over ten years ago. I check my voicemail and it’s from the pharmacy.
Pharmacy: “Hi, [My Name], it’s [Store Pharmacy]. We aren’t able to get your prescription in; can you call us back?”
I moved my prescriptions since I quit and haven’t been to the doctor recently, so I call back, confused.
Pharmacy: “Hello, [Story Pharmacy], how can I help you?”
Me: “My name is [My Name] and I just had a missed call about a prescription?”
Pharmacy: “Yes, we aren’t able to order the cream in but we called [Doctor] to ask about an alternative.”
Me: “That’s not my prescription; I haven’t had anything filled there in years. It must be for someone else?”
Pharmacy: “Is your name [Full Name]?”
Me: “Yes.”
Pharmacy: “Is your phone number [number I called from]?”
Me: “Yes.”
Pharmacy: “Is your birthdate June 2—”
I cut them off.
Me: “That is not my birthdate; I’m not allowed to hear that information. This is someone else’s prescription.”
Birth Control Doesn’t Just Control Birth
EMPLOYEES, ILLINOIS, JERK, PHARMACY, USA | WORKING | APRIL 15, 2020
(I am on birth control due to uncontrollable periods. I have it set on autofill. I get a notice that my autofill is delayed. I call the pharmacy to find out when it will be ready.)
Rep: *in a snotty tone* “The birth control? Well, probably about a week.”
Me: “Come again?”
Rep: *sighs* “A week. We have to get it from another location.”
Me: “It takes a week to do that?”
Rep: “Yes.”
Me: “Uh… is there any chance of getting it sooner?”
Rep: “Well, instead of us having them drive it here, you could go get it yourself.”
Me: “Where’s the closest pharmacy that has it?”
Rep: “Nearest available fill is [Town two hours north]. They can get it for you today.”
(This particular town and the surrounding area are under an ice storm warning.)
Me: “That’s the area that’s getting that ice storm.”
Rep: “Yep.”
Me: “Are you telling me that there is no [Medicine] in the entire city and I have to drive two hours into an ice storm?!”
Rep: “Yes.”
Me: “Look, I know this is birth control, but I use it to control my cycle. Otherwise, I get very sick when my period shows up. Now, are you sure there’s none in town, anywhere?”
Rep: *pause* “Well, there’s some at [Location ten minutes away]. They can have it here tonight.”
Me: “THANK YOU!”
(I filed a complaint with the store. They claimed that the rep was in the call center and they couldn’t do anything about it. I switched my prescriptions to their main competitor after that. Haven’t had an issue since!)
Pharmacist: “Care to explain why you did the stocktake of [Manager]’s area incorrectly and why on [Day I don’t work] the wall display isn’t complete like I asked?”
Me: “Sorry? Well, firstly, I don’t work on [Day] and was not here on [Day], and secondly, the wall display did not get done because, as you would have seen in my note, we had a gentleman come in with a severe concussion, his head was bleeding non-stop, and he was confused and dizzy, so we called an ambulance. [Other Pharmacist] and I were both by ourselves during a busy period so we had to prioritise the customer. By the time we had called the ambulance and assisted the gentleman and paramedics, and cleared the customers who said they were okay to wait and [Other Pharmacist] and I were doing really good and the right thing, it was time to go. [Other Pharmacist] had to leave on time so I was unable to stay back. As you would know, an assistant cannot stay back if there is no pharmacist present.”
Pharmacist: “That is no excuse! Do you have some sort of brain disorder? You should have left the patient and done what you were told! As for the stocktake, everyone else here denies doing it incorrectly. So it must have been you. You must have snuck in without us knowing.”
(I ended up leaving shortly after this incident. This was the last straw from years of bullying. To this day, I’m still scared by the bullying I received from these people
Mosquitoes Are Satan’s Creation
OHIO, PHARMACY, RELIGION, SILLY, USA | RIGHT | OCTOBER 16, 2019
(A man is buying some insect repellent.)
Me: “Did you find everything okay?”
Customer: “Yeah, thankfully. Listen, I’m a good Christian and I know God wants us to love our neighbor and forgive others of their sins, but… f*** mosquitoes. Seriously.”
Me: “…” *hands him a receipt* “Have a nice day, sir.”
He Has A Very Descriptive Past
AUSTRALIA, BAD BEHAVIOR, EMPLOYEES, NEW SOUTH WALES, PHARMACY, SYDNEY | WORKING | OCTOBER 14, 2019
(My dad is regaling me with stories on a drive. As we go past a chemist
Dad: “That was the chemist that used to provide your grandfather with the drugs that kept him alive for ten extra years. The main pharmacist sold the place to someone else and when the new people opened up the computer records they found all sorts of horrible comments attached to people’s files: ‘Ugly, old b****,’ ‘Impotent pin-d**k,’ ‘Nice tits on her,’ etc.”
(Fast forward ten years and I am handing in a prescription at a chemist on the other side of the city. The pharmacist looks at my name on the script and says
Pharmacist: “Oh, [My Uncommon Surname]! Did you have a grandfather that lived in [Town of the first chemist]?”
Me: “Yes, I did.”
Pharmacist: “I used to own the chemist there and saw your grandfather often. I sold that place and moved here about ten years ago.”
Me: “Oh, really, how about that…” *smiles and nods, pulls my cardigan closed, backs slowly out of the place, and makes a mental note not to go back there*
Unfiltered Story #169589
PHARMACY, USA | UNFILTERED | OCTOBER 13, 2019
A vaguely semi-regular patient without insurance filled a few prescriptions, picked them up, etc. This is a rough approximation of the call I later received from the patient’s spouse, edited to maintain patient privacy.
Caller: My spouse, xxx, filled medicine xxx at your pharmacy. You do price matches, right?
Me: Sir/Ma’am, your spouse already picked up the medicine earlier in the day. Price matches are something that are done when filling the medicine, not after the fact.
Caller: But I called [competitor] beforehand, and their price was xxx, that’s xxx less! I told them to tell you to price match! (Clearly, the spouse didn’t listen, because the words “price match” had never crossed their lips. Also, I find it very presumptuous that they said to tell me to price match without even knowing whether we do so in he first place, as opposed to saying to ask me to call the competitor for a price match.)
Me: They did not mention price matching at any point during the filling, and as I said before, I cannot retroactively price match. It isn’t even possible in my computer system.
Caller: But that’s a lot of money, and we’re regulars and fill things at your pharmacy all the time! They only picked it up like five minutes ago! (It was about 25% less. Also, I’d made the prices extremely clear at the time of drop off, providing ample opportunity for the prescription to be taken elsewhere or a price match to be asked for. And to top it off, the prescription had actually been picked up almost an hour before.)
Me: Unfortunately, there isn’t any way for me to price match something that is already picked up, it’s not physically possible in the system in the first place.
Caller: …
After about fifteen seconds of silence from the other end of the line during which I asked multiple times if the caller was still there, the line disconnected abruptly.
Finally Registers The Reason Why
AT THE CHECKOUT, CALIFORNIA, HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY, RUDE & RISQUE, SAN DIEGO, USA | RIGHT | OCTOBER 7, 2019
(I am stocking shelves at a pharmacy. An elderly gentleman, at least in his 70s, walks up to me and looks at my nametag.)
Customer: “Mister [My Name], yes, I was wondering if you could open up a register for me?”
(I look at the cashier stands. Two are operating, and the lines are not busy at all.)
Me: “The wait shouldn’t be very long. Is there a problem?”
Customer: “I really just need you to open a register for me, please.”
Me: *very confused* “I assure you, the ladies running the registers right now are competent and will have you out the door in no time.”
Customer: “That’s just it. They are ladies…”
(He turns to me and exposes the large box of condoms he has secreted in his jacket.)
Lunch Is Dangerous To Your Health
ARKANSAS, CRAZY REQUESTS, JERK, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 25, 2019
(At my pharmacy, we have only one pharmacist on the weekends. Because of that, we have to close for a half-hour on the weekends due to labor laws so that our pharmacist can get a lunch. We close at the same time every weekend to avoid confusion with regular customers. At exactly two minutes to lunch, a man comes rushing up to the pharmacy.)
Husband: “I just got out of the emergency room. My doctor told me I need all of these right away, especially the pain medication.”
(He proceeds to hand me about five new prescriptions.)
Me: “I apologize, sir, we are about to close for our scheduled lunch, but we would be happy to fill it for you in thirty minutes when we get back.”
Husband: “I can’t wait! We’re traveling to Texas and I need my medicine!”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but if we don’t leave right now, our systems will shut us out. We are required to take a lunch at this time.”
(He takes his prescriptions and stomps away. As we are getting ready to close everything up, his wife comes over.)
Irate Wife: “Why won’t you fill his medication?!”
Me: “Ma’am, we will be happy to fill his prescription as soon as we get back from lunch.”
Irate Wife: “This is ridiculous. Where else am I supposed to get this medication?”
(The pharmacist decides to step in.)
Pharmacist: “Ma’am, we have to close for lunch now, but we’ll be back in thirty minutes and will be happy to fill your husband’s prescriptions then.”
Irate Wife: “We’re travelling; we don’t have time to wait!”
Pharmacist: “If I may ask, where are you travelling to?”
Irate Wife: “We’re on our way to Texas.”
Pharmacist: “If you don’t want to wait here for the medicine, there is another pharmacy in our chain on your route. By the time you get there, they will be back from their lunch and be able to fill your medicine.”
Irate Wife: “This is ridiculous! I want all of your names; I’m reporting you to home office!”
(Our pharmacist calmly gives her our names and the woman leaves with her husband.)
Fellow Pharmacy Technician: “So, she’s reporting us for… following the law?”
Will Need A Sedative For The Husband
ARKANSAS, IGNORING & INATTENTIVE, JERK, PATIENTS, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 25, 2019
(I work as a pharmacy technician. On the weekends, we don’t get drug shipments, which can lead to some… interesting situations.)
Customer: “I need to get this prescription filled. It’s for my wife; she’s at home waiting for it.”
Me: “Certainly, sir, just let me put it into our system.”
(I proceed to enter the patient’s information into our computer.)
Me: “All right, sir, it will be about fifteen minutes.”
Customer: “I’ll just wait right here. She needs it tonight.”
(As we are beginning to fill the prescription, we realize we have none of the medication he needs. The pharmacist calls him over.)
Pharmacist: “Sir, I’m sorry, but we don’t have any of this medicine here. We can order it today and it will be here Monday.”
Customer: “I don’t have time to wait; she needs it tonight!”
Pharmacist: “Well, I can call another pharmacy to see if they have any.”
Customer: “You do that!”
(The pharmacist calls the other store. They have two of the pills, which should be enough to get the man’s wife through the weekend.)
Pharmacist: “Sir, the pharmacy in [Town about thirty minutes away] has enough of this drug to get her through the weekend. Would you like to transfer this prescription there?”
Customer: “No, I don’t want to drive that far!”
Pharmacist: “Well, I can call the doctor to see about getting it changed to something we do have.”
Customer: “Fine, call them now! Hurry up. She needs this d*** medicine tonight!”
(The pharmacist calls the doctor. He refuses to change the medicine. The pharmacist explains that the customer is insisting that they need the medication tonight. The doctor informs us that she can wait to start the treatment on Monday without any problems.)
Pharmacist: “Okay, sir, I called the doctor and he wouldn’t change it, but he said it would be fine for your wife to wait until Monday to begin the treatment.”
Customer: “She needs the medicine tonight! I don’t understand why you won’t just give me the d*** pills!”
Pharmacist: “Sir, we don’t have a single one of those pills to give you.”
Customer: “This is ridiculous. They had them at the hospital. Why can’t one of you just go to the hospital and get some more of them?! She needs them!”
Pharmacist: “I’m sorry, it’s not legal for us to do that. Your doctor said your wife will be fine until Monday.”
Customer: “Why won’t you just fill my d*** prescription?”
Pharmacist: “Because, sir, we don’t have any of the pills.”
Customer: “This is bulls***. If anything happens to her, it’s your fault!”
(The customer left, angry. He was back on Monday to pick up his wife’s prescription. And guess what? She was fine.)
Calm At The Sight Of Mayhem
GROCERY STORE, JERK, PHARMACY, USA, VIRGINIA | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 25, 2019
(I go to a store to get some photos printed for my job, one of which is a photo of my cat. As I go to ask for my photos, an older cashier who isn’t actually specialized in photos comes to help me. Before I get to see my photos and pay, I hear a woman yelling.)
Woman: “What do you mean, you won’t take it?! I can’t stay here anymore! I’m about to leave!”
(She walks over to the cashier who is in the middle of helping me. I stand back, a little afraid of what she might do.)
Woman: “Hey, you! I need your help! She says it won’t take this coupon!”
Cashier: “Well, miss, you actually have the wrong items.”
(The woman points to her coupon and back to her products.)
Woman: “No, see, look here. That’s [product], right? And this says, ‘[product].’”
Woman: “Well, then, your system is broken. I swear, every time! Look…”
(The woman is obviously upset, and she isn’t shy. This exchange continues for almost half an hour before she hands him her credit card and wanders off to find some chips to buy. At this point, I carefully go to get my photos to look at. But before I can purchase them, the woman is called back to the counter.)
Cashier: “Susan! Susan! Are you ready to check out?”
Woman: *still very frustrated* “Susan? My name’s Vicky! Ha, why are you calling me Susan? But that’s supposed to be on sale! I wouldn’t come here if I had to get things without these coupons!”
(She turns to me, and her demeanor changes drastically. She smiles at my picture of my cat.)
Unfiltered Story #167681
AUSTRALIA, PHARMACY | UNFILTERED | SEPTEMBER 25, 2019
I am the customer in this story. My friends and I are divers – we use a compressor in the boat and dive with lines to breathe through. The compressor has filters that work best stuffed with feminine hygiene pads and honey (it catches all dust and adds a pleasant taste to the air). Also to put on a wetsuit it helps to have something slippery on your legs (pantyhose works great)
Heading out of town for weekend dive trip my friends and I stop at a country town and walk into a pharmacy. We spend some time checking out the pantyhose display looking for some that would fit us. We are three rather big guys. Not being regular buyers it takes awhile. Having made our choice we approach the assistant at the counter, while making our purchases one of my friends says me “Have you changed the filters lately?” Remembering that I have not I ask the assistant for a package of feminine hygiene pads. We get a very strange look, not helped when my other friend asks “By the way do you have any honey?”
Who Put Sand(paper) Up Their Crotches?
BAD BEHAVIOR, DALLAS, PHARMACY, TEXAS, USA, WORDPLAY | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 23, 2019
(I am at a pharmacy at 3:00 am trying to pick up some toilet paper. There are two people arguing somewhere near the rear of the store and the store clerk is falling asleep at the checkout. It is when I get to the toilet paper section that I discover that the people arguing are standing in front of my goal. Not wanting to get anywhere near this nasty-sounding fight, I go down a few aisles to wait out the storm. That’s when I hear this gem
Lady: “We ain’t buying that s***ty a** s***!”
Guy: “That crap you always buy always gets all up in my a**. We be buying a** wipes, not f****** tissue paper!”
Lady: “I’m not rubbing my crotch with this sandpaper bulls***!”
Guy: “This ain’t nothing like sandpaper. This s*** be tight and it ain’t gonna rub ya raw!”
(I’m an aisle over at this point trying not to laugh too loudly. They’re making sailors proud with their foul language. I’ve never heard such a colorful argument about toilet paper before. They continue this for a bit when the guy drops some math on the lady.)
Guy: “Look right here. This has 200 sheets per f****** roll. There be four rolls in this s***. With five sheets for every hardcore a**-wiping and four hardcore a**-wipings for each s***, this f****** roll gonna last for ten hardcore s*** sessions. That’s f****** forty hardcore s***s for five f****** dollars. And your b****-a** s*** costs f****** ten bucks and I gotta dig the f****** s*** nuggets out of my a** every time I use this s***.”
(They must have heard me laughing at this point as they got really quiet. I don’t know if the guy ever convinced the lady to buy whatever it was. Definitely spiced up my earlier morning.)
You Can’t Insure Against Evil
BAD BEHAVIOR, PARENTS/GUARDIANS, PENNSYLVANIA, PHARMACY, USA | HEALTHY | SEPTEMBER 22, 2019
(A young woman pulls up to the drive-thru pharmacy to pick up Ritalin for her son, who is sitting in the backseat. The medication isn’t ready so I check the system and see that the insurance isn’t covering it. A reason is usually provided, but not in this case.)
Evil Mom: “That makes no sense. We always get it filled here and there’s never a problem. The insurance covers everything.” *classic line with pharmacy customers who think insurance is magic and has no limitations*
Me: “I understand. But I just tried to run it through the insurance and they rejected it without giving a reason why. Would you be able to call them?”
Evil Mom: “Okay, I’ll call right now.” *looks at her insurance cards angrily* “So, what’s the number?”
Me: *confused why she thinks I know the number off the top of my head* “There should be a customer service number on the back of the card.”
Evil Mom: *still angry* “Member services?”
Me: “Yes.”
(She calls and remains sitting in the single-lane driveway, blocking a line of cars with no regard for the other people who came for their medications.)
Me: “Could you pull around the store to make the call?”
Evil Mom: “I’m not leaving this spot until I get my son’s meds.”
(The pharmacist comes over.)
Pharmacist: *friendly* “I’m sorry, but would you be able to—”
Evil Mom: *without looking at us* “I’m not leaving.” *rolls the window up in our faces*
(The pharmacist curses under her breath and leaves to help other customers. The mom reaches someone from the insurance company and puts the window back down. For fifteen minutes, I listen to her scream at the representative. The whole store can hear her through the drive-thru dropping profuse F-bombs and bullying the rep. Her son is fidgeting in the back seat, but sadly, he doesn’t look surprised by this behavior.)
Evil Mom: “Why isn’t my son’s medication covered? You are supposed to cover it and he needs this! What is your name? Okay. And what is your last name? ‘L’ is your last name? Wow. That’s a weird last name. Then give me your employee number. What do you mean, you don’t have numbers? So, how does your company have you on file? Give me your information. You know what? Nevermind. I want to speak to a manager. Now.”
(A car behind her honks.)
Other Customer: *shouting forward* “What’s going on? It’s been almost half an hour! Just go inside!”
Evil Mom: *shouting back* “SHUT THE F*** UP!”
(Eventually, the cars behind her begin leaving the line. None of them come inside the store. Mom, still on the phone, throws a discount prescription card and her welfare card at me and looks expectant. I return a blank look.)
Evil Mom: *pleasant voice* “I’m waiting for you.”
Me: *confused as to what she expects me to do, since the insurance issue has not been resolved* “Did they put the claim through? If so, I can try to re-run it.”
Evil Mom: *arrogantly* “Just run the cards and give me the medication. I’m going to pay the same amount as I did last time. Use the cards I just gave you and give me his pills.”
Me: “It still has to go through the insurance first.”
(The mom continues screaming obscenities simultaneously at the phone and now at me. The pharmacist comes over again and takes charge of the situation.)
Pharmacist: “You need to stop talking like that to our staff. You’re cursing and insulting us. We don’t need that. In the future, I think you need to use a different pharmacy.”
Evil Mom: *in a weirdly amused way* “Who are you even? I didn’t ask you anything.”
(The pharmacist and I are fed up. I look back and see that the store manager has been listening to everything in the background. The pharmacist tries to run the medication through the insurance again but the rejection is still coming up.)
Pharmacist: “The insurance is still not going through. We’ve done what we can. The cash price is $130 and we can fill it for you.”
(The mom sped away in a flash without another word. We were surprised she didn’t curse us out one more time. We anticipate that she has already called corporate to tell them we are horrible people preventing her from getting her son’s medication. The store manager who overheard said she will vouch for us. If that evil mom knew how to be patient and work with people, there is a chance she could have gotten her son’s medication filled. I feel really bad for that kid.)
Unfiltered Story #163255
PHARMACY, USA | UNFILTERED | SEPTEMBER 16, 2019
(Please note that any and all patient-specific information has been completely redacted from this story, so that the edited anecdote below is entirely HIPAA-compliant.) The pharmacy I work at is located inside a grocery store, and we can ring out items from the main store also, but only about as many as an express line can take (not a whole cart full). We also do not have a scale in the pharmacy, so we can only ring out produce that is pre-bagged with a bar code or is sold by quantity and not by weight. I was working alone shortly before closing on a weekend, when somebody came by to pick up medicine for their spouse. One of the prescriptions was a brand name medicine with a high copay. The person whined about the cost (which was set by the insurance company, not the pharmacy) briefly, then asked me to ring out their grocery items because they only had one check with them and no credit card. They had an overflowing cart with well over a hundred dollars of merchandise, which included at least three items I could immediately see that have to be weighed. I informed the person that I cannot do that, but the cashiers for the main store can scan the grocery items, print a slip for them to bring back to the pharmacy, and then they could pay for both the cart of food and the medicines on one check (this is not the first time something like this has happened, and usually isn’t that big of a deal). I also politely asked the person to please take care of this immediately, because the pharmacy was supposed to be closing in about ten minutes. Fast forward to at least fifteen minutes later. The person is back, and sits down on the bench in front of the pharmacy to proceed to hunt through their pockets and bag for their check. Five or ten minutes later they give up, and inform me that they are going to pay with cash (why they didn’t do that in the first place I will never know). Eventually, they pull out exactly the amount of cash except for the change portion, and seem confused when I inform them that I need an additional $0.xx. In the end, I give up on them finding enough change and raid the take-a-penny-leave-a-penny (which thankfully happened to have a dime and a nickel in it in addition to the pennies, for some unfathomable reason) for the last few cents so I can go home.
Unfiltered Story #162040
CHARLESTON, ILLINOIS, PHARMACY, USA | UNFILTERED | SEPTEMBER 5, 2019
(I’m the customer in this story, sadly enough. I’m a student at a state college and I have to walk seven-ish blocks to a big-chain drugstore in town to get my prescriptions filled, as two of them can’t be filled at the school pharmacy. On the way to the pharmacy at the back, I stop and grab a drink.
Me: “Hi! I have a prescription to fill, and I’d also like to pay for this before I forget.” (I hand the pharmacist my drink, which I’ve finished half of.)
Pharmacist: “Fine by me! That’ll be [total].”
(It’s only when I reach into my purse that I realize it’s quite a bit lighter than it usually is.)
Me: “Oh, ****.”
(I dig around for several minutes, trying to find some loose change, but I come up empty-handed.)
Me: “****, I left my wallet in my dorm… I am SO sorry!”
(The only person in line behind me reaches into his pocket.)
Other Customer: “How much is it?”
Pharmacist: “No need, sir. I’ll get my manager, see what we can do.”
(She calls up her manager.)
Manager: “I’ll cover the cost. I could technically have you arrested for theft, but I’m going to be nice and let you off easy. Don’t consume anything until you know you can pay for it from now on, okay?”
Me: “Thank you so much!”
(I sit down and wait for my prescription to be filled. Eventually the pharmacist emerges instead of calling my name.)
Pharmacist: “Okay, your prescription is ready…but it’s [cost].”
(My heart sinks, but I smile.)
Me: “That’s all right. Can you hold it for me? It may take me about [time] to get back.”
Pharmacist: “Of course.”
(I walk the seven or so blocks to my dorm and back, now with my wallet. Thirsty again, I grab another drink but make a point of not opening it.)
Me: “Hi, I have a prescription ready to pick up under [My Name], and could you ring this up twice, please?”
(The manager tried to insist that he’d cover the cost, but I was more than happy to buy two drinks for the cost of a drink and a half.)
Unfiltered Story #160170
MINNESOTA, PHARMACY, USA | UNFILTERED | AUGUST 20, 2019
( I work in a pharmacy as a technician.)
Co-worker: *slams phone on holder* ….. How long was I on the phone?
Me: 15 minutes.
Co-worker: I just spent 15 minutes convincing a woman not to put a tampon into her urethra. I don’t know who told her that it was a good idea to put a tampon into her urethra. *shakes her head while I’m curled over the counter laughing* She even asked me THREE times!
*Two hours later*
Co-worker: You remember the person I was on the phone with a few hours ago?
Me: The tampon lady?
Co-worker: Yea, I found what she was talking about. I was walking through one of the isles and this was on the floor so I was going to throw it away but I looked at it. *she shows me the leaflet and I start laughing again*
Me: But this goes into the vagina! Not the urethra! It’s… just really wide at the base…. but does it even support it?
Co-worker: *snorts* No. And I still wouldn’t recommend it to anyone to use.
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