Unfiltered Story #218527
NORWAY, PHARMACY | UNFILTERED | DECEMBER 15, 2020
I’m ringing up my next customer at work, who immediately seems to get annoyed when realizing she forgot her ID. (Nescessary for all non-paper prescriptions in Norway)
Customer: Well, can you at least check if I have [Medicine]?
Me: I can’t do that without your ID.
Customer: Why? It’s not like I’m taking out a million!
Me: It’s because- (immediately cuts me off)
Customer: You guys are the most difficult pharmacy in the entire city, you know that!?
Me: Well, we-
Customer: I never have this problem at [other pharmacy]!
Me: Yeah, but-
Customer: Just forget it! (and so she storms off)
She later came back with her ID, though I wasn’t the one helping her out this time. I asked the coworker who had afterwards, and it went fine until she was asked wether she wanted generica (same active ingredient in same amount)
Customer: I obviously want the one the doctor wrote down! You guys are such nazis about it, you always want to force it on me!
Coworker: Well, you’re getting exactly what you want, so there’s really no reason for you to complain about it!
Her Bra Size Is 5G
MONEY, PENNSYLVANIA, PHARMACY, RUDE & RISQUE, USA | RIGHT | DECEMBER 14, 2020
I’m helping a lady at the register and we are wrapping up her sale. I hand her the change and she looks in both directions.
Should Keep Their Hopes Low About Getting High
PHARMACY | RIGHT | AUGUST 1, 2016
(I’m working the Sunday shift on my own at the counter, when three young boys in their teens walk in.)
Me: “Good morning, how can I help you today?”
Customer #1: “We’re looking for some salvia.”
Me: “Excuse me… what? Could you repeat that?”
Customer #1: “Salvia.”
Me: *having never heard of this* “I… I’m not sure…”
Customer #2: “SALVIA, you dumb b****! SAL-VEEEE-AAAA!”
Me: “What is it used for?”
Customer #1: *sighs* “I thought you were meant to know all about this stuff? It’s a drug, to get you high, like weed or heroin and stuff.”
Me: “…”
Customer #2: “It’s legal. They haven’t banned it yet!”
Me: “We… we don’t sell recreational drugs here.”
Customer #3: “Well, then, where the h*** are we meant to get it?”
Me: “You could try your local dealer…”
(To this day I still don’t know what possessed them into thinking that a pharmacy would sell recreational drugs!)
A Cent-less Complaint
PHARMACY | RIGHT | JULY 17, 2016
Me: “Ma’am, your copay for your prescription is five cents.”
Customer: “You selfish little c***! My copay should be zero! Does it look like I have that kind of money on me!?”
Me: “Ma’am, it’s a nickel. I think you can find one in the cup holder of your car. I’m sorry, but I can’t sell you your prescription without it being paid for.”
Customer: “Well f*** you and this f****** store! I’m calling your management!”
(Two hours later.)
Boss: “We had a complaint about you today. Care to explain?”
Me: “She couldn’t pay for her five cent prescription.”
Throw In Some Stress Pills While You’re At It
PHARMACY | WORKING | JULY 17, 2016
(I go to a podiatrist because I have a fungal infection, and he wrote me a prescription for some pills and says that he will send it to the pharmacy. I go to the pharmacy for the medicine.)
Me: “Hello, I’m here to pick up this prescription?”
Clerk: “Okay.”
Me: “Here it is.”
(I hand what the doctor gave me over. It has the pharmacy name and address, and the doctor’s name and address. She frowns and squints at it, looks at the computer, and frowns again.)
Clerk: “This is your doctor?”
Me: “Yes, Dr. [Name].”
Clerk: “Okay…”
(She gives me a narrow-eyed suspicious look and leaves. I figure that she went to give it to the pharmacist to fill. I wait a minute, and then ask again.)
Me: “Hello, I’m trying to pick up my prescription?”
Same Clerk: “Name?”
Me: “Name.”
(She goes and gets it, but doesn’t hand it over.)
Same Clerk: “ID?”
Me: *gives it*
Same Clerk: “Address?”
Me: *gives it*
Same Clerk: *scowls suspiciously, frowning at computer*
(At this point, I’m getting annoyed. It’s been over 15 minutes.)
Me: “It’s me! That’s my prescription!”
Same Clerk: “Well… okaaay.”
(She hands it over, along with my ID, still unsure. Not all of us are drug abusers, lady.)
Hot-Blooded Versus Low-Blooded
PHARMACY | RIGHT | JULY 15, 2016
(I am a pharmacy student currently working as a technician at a local pharmacy. A patient who is on a blood-pressure lowering medication is now starting a new lowered dose.)
Me: “Hi, Mr. [Patient]. I just wanted to make sure that you’re aware the doctor is changing the dose for your medication?”
Patient: “Yup, I was getting lightheaded and passing out from the medication.”
Me: “Oh, that’s unfortunate. Well, hopefully this new dose works out better for you!”
Patient: “Yeah, so I was on top of my wife and then suddenly I blacked out and I fell on top of her, and it just really killed the mood, y’know? After that, the moment was just over…”
Not Tip-Toeing Around It
PHARMACY | WORKING | JULY 5, 2016
(I work at a pharmacy as a cashier. The pharmacist on duty has been working here for years and knows all of our regulars. A customer has a question for him so I forward it over to him without much of a thought.)
Pharmacist: “All right, we’ll try that. Cross your fingers and toes!” *pause* “Okay, it worked. Have a good day!”
(He hangs up the phone and bursts out laughing.)
Pharmacist: “Well, I feel like an a** right now.”
Me: “What happened?”
Pharmacist: “Mrs. [Name]? The one I just got off the phone with? I told her to cross her fingers and toes and she doesn’t have legs.”
I Prescribe Some Patience
PHARMACY | RIGHT | JUNE 29, 2016
Customer: “I’d like to fill a prescription but I also wanted to ask about this medicine.” *puts two boxes of OTC painkillers on the counter* “Can I use this for my migraine?”
(I start by asking her various questions about the migraine to see whether she should get something OTC or if she should see a doctor. I also ask about contraindications for the particular drug. From the answers I get I explain to her that the drug she chose on the shelf is not suitable for her and I go to the shelf to get a different medicine. All in all this has not taken more than a few minutes, and going to the shelf and back a maximum of 15 seconds. As I return she’s really upset with me and snaps.)
Customer: “How come you got so preoccupied with this? I told you I was here to fill a prescription!”
Too Much Meth, Not Enough Math
PHARMACY | RIGHT | JUNE 10, 2016
Me: “Okay, just so you know, sir, a three-month supply of this medication is going to cost you about $400.”
Customer: “What?! No. You’re wrong. When I picked it up last it was a third of that!”
(I look up his payment and pick up history in the system.)
Me: “It looks like this new prescription is the same medication as the last but you’re allowed to pick up three months at a time instead of just one. Is that correct?”
Customer: “Yes! But it’s never this expensive!”
Me: “Well, you’re picking up more at one time which is why it is a higher cost.”
Customer: “No! You’re wrong. It’s not supposed to be this expensive!”
Me: “Well, I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t set the prices. Your insurance company tells us what to charge you based on your plan.”
(This commences a 10 minute rant about how this medication is too expensive and he KNOWS he shouldn’t owe this much because he has been in the industry for 20 years and has a PhD.)
Customer: “When I picked it up last month it was only $133! It shouldn’t be $400!”
Me: “So… you previously picked up a one month supply for $133? And you’re upset because this three-month supply is three times the cost of the one-month supply?”
Customer: “YES!”
(Sadly this man did not see the math and proceeded to stay for the next 45 minutes and tell me exactly what was wrong with the entire industry and why it was my fault. Unfortunately, I have more stories about this guy from this 45 minute encounter alone.)
Obama-Careless, Part 3
PHARMACY | RIGHT | MAY 30, 2016
(I work in a pharmacy where I hear about how awful the new healthcare laws are at least four times a day. I personally have Marketplace coverage and keep my mouth shut all the time, but this one is too stupid to overlook
Customer: “I need refills on my medication.”
Me: “Okay, let me look it up… I’m sorry, sir, you have no refills left. I can fax the doctor to ask for more.”
Customer: *stares at me like I just committed murder* “See! This is that d*** Obamacare! I need my medication!”
Me: *in the calmest voice possible* “Sir, do you understand how pharmacy works? You used all your refills already. If you would like I can try to call the White House and see if President Obama can authorize a new prescription.”
(I pick up the phone and call information and ask to be connected to the White House.)
Customer: “Don’t be rude to me! You’re obviously an Obama lover.”
Me: “No, I just wanted you to see how uneducated and ridiculous you sound. By the way Obama is not in the office right now so you’ll have to wait on those refills. Have a great day!”
You’ll Have The Devil To Pay, Part 2
AT THE CHECKOUT, PENNSYLVANIA, PHARMACY, RELIGION, USA | WORKING | MAY 24, 2016
(I am at a local pharmacy.)
Cashier: *ringing me up* “Okay, ma’am, your total today comes to—” *pauses a moment and looks like a deer in the headlights* “—$6.66.”
(I calmly get my money to pay and the cashier finishes bagging my items, still looking like a deer in the headlights. Finally, my receipt is being printed out.)
Cashier: “Do you, uh, want your receipt?”
Me: “Yes, please!”
Cashier: *takes the receipt and crumples it into a ball and TOSSES it onto the counter* “Here you go.”
Me: *shocked* “Uh, thanks…” *takes the receipt and straightens it out*
That’s One For The Books
PHARMACY | WORKING | MAY 23, 2016
Me: “Can I get a book of stamps, please?”
(The clerk opens the drawer under the counter where they keep the stamps. She takes out a book of stamps…and another…and another…and another until every book of stamps in the drawer is on the counter.)
Clerk: “These are all we have. Is this enough for a whole book?”
Maybe You Didn’t Say What You Thought You Said
PHARMACY | RIGHT | MAY 17, 2016
(We have a lot of multicultural customers come into our store and as I love languages I like to ask about their accents and learn a phrase or two if I can. A young woman and her elderly mother have been talking in another language before coming to my register.)
Me: “Hi there, did you find everything okay? And do you mind me asking what language that was?”
Daughter: “It’s a dialect of Italian.”
Me: “How would I say ‘have a nice day’?”
Mother: “Fi una bella giornata.”
(As I hand them their purchases.)
Me: “Well, then, fi una bella giornata!”
Daughter: “Very good!”
(The mother then says something in Italian before slapping me in the rear.)
Could Have Survived That Better
PHARMACY | WORKING | APRIL 30, 2016
(I work with a small mom and pop pharmacy for several years. Due to budget cuts it is necessary to layoff an employee. After discussing our options the owner decides to fire a technician who, though friendly, is relatively lazy. This is when Survivor first debuted.)
Boss: “So, [Coworker], you’ve been voted off the island.”
Understands The Condom Minimum
PHARMACY | RIGHT | APRIL 21, 2016
(Working in a busy pharmacy, a teenage boy and his girlfriend came up to the counter.)
Boy: “I’m looking for the condoms.” *smiling at his girlfriend, she’s looking embarrassed*
Me: “Aisle 10, right hand side.”
Boy: “Yeah, but you see, I need some extra-large condoms. The regular ones are way too small for me.” *smirking at his girlfriend*
Me: “Seriously?”
(I stand back, heave my leg up on the counter and point to it.)
Me: “See this ankle? I recently broke it, and had a cast on. I used regular-sized condoms on it to waterproof it when I had showers. If your penis is larger than this—” *pointing to my leg still up on the counter* “—then I seriously suggest you keep it away from her—” *pointing to girlfriend* “—as it’s going to do some serious damage!”
(Both boy and girlfriend walked away without saying another word.)
Trash-Talking Hits The Bottom Of The Barrel
CONVENIENCE STORE, PHARMACY | RIGHT | APRIL 8, 2016
(I work in a city where the people have to buy city trash-bags that are expensive. We had to get rid of our trash barrel from outside the store because people started throwing away their home trash in it.)
Customer: *walking in with bag full of trash* “Do you have a barrel so I can throw away my trash?”
Me: “I’m sorry, but we had to get rid of it.”
Customer: “Well, why?”
Me: “Because people started to bring their home trash to our store and leave it around our barrel because they didn’t want to buy city bags.”
Customer: “Well, that’s stupid. Where am I supposed to throw away my trash?”
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